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DRINK AND SUMMER TEA MENU
By now most of you may have had the pleasure of meeting our own self-proclaimed Borat look-alike, aka Adrian, doing some dangerous things behind the bar. Adrian hails from Romania not Kazakhstan but he insists that Borat was filmed in Romania and that the film features many of his close relatives.Adrian has a real passion for his vocation and he’s quite good at mixing cocktails. Apart from this talent he has also single-handedly bullied me into buying him a plethora of industrial gadgets designed to make fruit palatable! No wonder they were so expensive. So, armed with these powerful tools and his usual obscene amount of enthusiasm (he calls it passion and vision) he has dreamt up a menu of extreme health drinks that would easily grace a Betty Ford clinic. He keeps following me around with dangerous looking glasses of gaily-coloured fragrant froth with sinister black straws poking out of them. I’m sure that eventually it will dawn on him that this old dinosaur thought (and hoped) that cocktails of all kinds had died out at the end of the roaring twenties with Jeeves and Wooster. To coincide with this feverish destruction of perfectly good fruit, Richie Woods, our newly married “Queen of Puddings”, has revamped our tea menu so now we are able to offer Frappes, scones, cakes, smoothies and all sorts. If the introduction of all this summer stuff isn’t enough on its own to reverse global warming and herald the imminent start of the next ice age, I’ll eat a smoothie!
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