The annual festival of love and romance is once again upon us, and this year it arrives on a Saturday. So if you are committed to doing a really excellent job of racking up a significant bundle of brownie points with the light of your life – we are a safe pair of hands!
As always, the limiting factor on this evening will be the number of tables of two we will be able to accommodate you love-struck diners on.
The menu is one of our spectacularly innuendo-ridden offerings of tongue and cheek dishes (although neither tongue nor cheek feature...).
Reservations still available: call now on 01691 670970
SELF LESS SHELLFISH BISQUE
A reduction of the best bits of mermaids and crabs (who writes this stuff) flavoured with a tiny bit of Pernod
“THAI THE KNOT”
Our own Thai twist on the hopefully relevant bang bang chicken. Peanut flavoured chicken salad with coriander and a smidge of chilli
MELON “INNUENDO” STYLE
Juicy melons topped with perfect raspberries and drizzled with passion fruit juice
SALMON CHANTED EVENING
A puntastic offering of finest smoked salmon, squeezed lemon and hot horseradish
EIDER YOU LOVE ME OR YOU DON’T
Breast of duck (not eider but Gressingham ) with a fine sauce of apple and calvados jelly
“EWE TO ME ARE EVERYTHING”
( Trad. Welsh recipe)
Succulent roast leg of lamb with garlic, rosemary, parsnip puree and redcurrant jelly
FIRST TIME EVER I SAW YOUR PLAICE
(works on so many levels - all of them low)
Fillet of plaice on crushed parley new potatoes with champagne fish sauce
PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY PILLOW
(not face down in your supper, please)
A brace of ravioli - one spinach and goats' cheese, the other mushroom, and asparagus with Parmesan shavings and herb oil
PARIS (HILTON) BREST
A circular éclair filled with praline and espresso cream, toasted nuts, strong coffee sauce, you’ll be up all night, oh … and boys - you’re not allowed to use your cutlery!
YOUR CUP RUNNETH OVER
Lacy brandy snap basket (front loaders), filled with strawberry and white chocolate mousse, vanilla ice cream and toffee sauce
“TILL DEATH DO US TART”
Lemon tart with clotted cream
CHEESE
sponsored by Mills & Boon
STEAMING HOT COFFEE
heart-shaped shortbreads and it's goodnight from us x
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